What will you do if England comes next to you wiggling his ass while wearing a crumpet costume, and you only have Alfred's Speedos as a weapon?

Anyone? Anyone?? >D

I'm pretty serious about it now Seriously.

I can't believe it... *facepalm*


Dramatis Personae (which is subject to change)

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Omnipotent Beings

... from Heaven
God ?
Aziraphale England
Metatron Russia

... from Hell
Crowley France
Dog Estonia
Adam Lithuania
Beelzebub Finland
Dagon (who I changed to Baal) Sweden
Hastur Germany
Ligur N.Italy


... the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Famine ?
War Prussia
Death ?
Pollution ?

That other horseman who’s a milkman or something Canada

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Humans

Anathema Device Hungary
Newt Pulsifer Austria
Wensley Latvia
Pepper China
Brian South Korea
Agnes Nutter ?
Shadwell Switzerland
Madame Tracy Liechtenstein

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Right then! I know, right? Russia in Heaven. *snort*.

I will basically do a fan-rewrite of Good Omens Hetalia style. A lot of the original plotline will be altered for the sake of more crack and in order to accommodate the Hetalia characters' personalities. I mean, I can't imagine Brian asking Pepper if he could own her boobs and all

Therefore, please don't think of this as a Good Omens fanfic with Hetalia Characters, think of it as Hetalia characters in the Good Omens plotline and what they would do in the face of an upcoming apocalypse...

It was probably Russia's fault, anyway...


ps. The (?) bits are basically decided already, but I just don't want anybody to know who I chose to fit the role

Holy lord I can't believe I'm actually considering mixing up Good Omens and Hetalia.



I just can't seem to shake off the image of France as Crowley 'sauntering' down to hell, or England as Aziraphale being called by Switzerland (or Shadwell ) as a southern pansy. Or being thought of as a librarian who was 'gayer than a tree full of monkeys on Nitrus Oxide'.

Oh god. America as Famine

Okay okay, wait, I'm just getting started - Latvia as Pollution, Sweden as Death, Sealand as Adam, and Russia as the Metatron (ahahahahahhahahahah!!!)

Dare I??! Should I?!!

<_<

>_>

Nobody seems to be looking >D

_{mwahahahahahahahahah}

Some of DevArt's emoticons remind me of some of the characters in Hetalia~

No, I'm not crazy. yet, anyway.


Like reminds me of Romano for some reason _{(and it's all your fault! >D You know who you are)}

reminds me of America

reminds me of Poland

reminds me of Prussia (also )

reminds me of Switzerland (and too)

reminds me of Estonia (that is, when he finally cracks under Russia's constant harassing of Latvia, I'd like to imagine)

reminds me of Greece

reminds me of England

reminds me of Germany

reminds me of Italy

reminds me of some poor nation and France (also the emoticon featured in my mood... no, that is not actually my mood, oh you~ )

reminds me of Hungary

reminds me of Lithuania

reminds me of Russia (also: )

and reminds me of Prussia and Germany's brotherhood relationship...


What has happened to me?

Ah-hem...

Iron Man + german beer = much fun is had by all



*bow* thank you thank you... I'm here all week! Try the tomatoes, they're good for you!

... it certainly keeps me away.

*runs off before people starts throwing tomatoes at her*