XD Oh God, I just imagined Prussia running around singing, "I am IRON MAN, danananana~"

Romano is against the wastage of the Great and Holy Tomato. So's Spain, but Romano's a lot louder about it.







What has Hetalia done to me?

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"Oh man, Quatre loves to blame himself for everything if you let him. Sooner or later, he'll start saying that there's no air in space because he didn't work on it hard enough." - Duo, Gundam Wing

All shall become one with Prussia...

Because Russia will raep him and own Prussia later on anyway. What Russia didn't tell the others was that he has a dream of putting them all in a harem. Russia's like the pimp.

Hetalia characters - collect them all! (and make them do obscene things to each other )


XD I just had a brain fart!!! The Great Tomato fights in Spain originated in the earlier times when Spain threw a tomato at Romano once as a mating ritual... which escalated into a onesided, romantic tomato fight (Romano didn't know that responding would give Spain the idea that he does want his countrybabies). But then other people got into it without knowing about Spain's odd mating ritual. You can imagine Spain's horror at the perversion of those tomato-throwing people~!

Spain: ROMANOOOOOOOOO


...

indeed. What has Hetalia done to us

And Latvia's like his puppy! His cute, trembly, pale, getting-to-be-yandere, Scottish Fold puppy~ He comes with a collar and ears... X3 *really should be shot*

*evil cackle* And do their hair up in embarrassing ways (I suddenly want to see Romano and France with pigtails).

XD Holy crap! YES. La Tomatina; the courtship that went wrong. Doitdoitdoitdoit. I can't see Spain being too surprised when people join in though;

Spain: My people really love each other~ It's so nice to see them getting along! *mean while he's dodging tomatoes like a pro*

Romano: *covered in tomatoes* BASTARD, I didn't grow them for you to waste them! Stupid dick! GROW YOUR OWN TOMATOES. *stomps off*

(Would Romano throwing a tomato or two at Germany be classified as the same thing? Spain would be scandalised if he saw him. *seriously shoot me now*)




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It ate our brains. It's chewing slowly.

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"Oh man, Quatre loves to blame himself for everything if you let him. Sooner or later, he'll start saying that there's no air in space because he didn't work on it hard enough." - Duo, Gundam Wing

Basically our minds have become simple chew toys for this fandom. I feel so used...

But it feels soOO right D<


Oh my god. That is the best thing evar. France is coming up in my still-yet-part-1 comic that I've been skirting ever since I got back into writing... I think I'll work on it nao I'd love to put them in PIGTAILS.

while singing 'I feel pretty, oh so pretty!' *gets flogged to death again*

Oh yes- I think so. Spain would grow lemons and would want Germany ded

I just want my brain back! I have TAFE to suffer through, y'know. I only need it for six hours, three days a week!

They'd look fabulous! Especially if Poland and Germania joined them. OH HO HO. Spain, England and Rome's brains may break. Lithuania on the other hand, I imagine, would have expected it. >>;

And Romano would be all like: "He's mine to kill off!" *possessive* Which of course is Romano speak for "I CARE!" OTL

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"Oh man, Quatre loves to blame himself for everything if you let him. Sooner or later, he'll start saying that there's no air in space because he didn't work on it hard enough." - Duo, Gundam Wing

I only need my brain to function normally (more or less) D:

Lithuania would be too busy trying to escape Russia's plea for him to do the norty with him once more >D with pigtails.

Romano is amazing. Seriously. I keep repeating that time when he told Germany that he was a potato eating freak...

best. ever ._.

I dunno, Latvia could be keeping him busy~ (Against his will of course, but everyone knows he gets off on the size difference; why else do you think he asked Sweden to invade? Except in the hopes that he'd improve his economy.)

He comes up with some of the most hilarious and odd insults/revenges. I want to call someone a potato. And the mustache... *head+desk* I feel really sorry for him though. He asks Veneziano to say something nice about him and gets awkward silence. >>;

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"Oh man, Quatre loves to blame himself for everything if you let him. Sooner or later, he'll start saying that there's no air in space because he didn't work on it hard enough." - Duo, Gundam Wing

Latvia totally gets off on size difference >D

And that question about him asking Su-san to invade just gave me a mental image that's not supposed to be connected with 'invasion'

I can imagine Romano having different nicknames for each of the nations

Was it perverted~? ;3

YES. He just - he wouldn't be brave enough to call most of them it. I'm totally not talking about big-boned, blonde and creepy, no way... XD

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"Oh man, Quatre loves to blame himself for everything if you let him. Sooner or later, he'll start saying that there's no air in space because he didn't work on it hard enough." - Duo, Gundam Wing